A Lizard by Shalmendo

The building started shaking.

...Just tells us everything we need to know.

I nervously looked around to see that everything in the room was moving around. I got up from my desk and went over to the window as the Hawiian lamp fell over in a shower of sparks. I turned quickly as the sparks exploded. Then I saw a huge shadow cross my wall. I turned around to see nothing. A few moment later I saw this gigantic tail go across my window. I stared in awe at its reptilian size. I pushed my face flat against the window and saw some huge giantic lizard stomping its way down the street. I rushed down the stairs of the building to the ground level and ran out the doors. I saw total destruction. Cars were flattened like pancakes. And the street was cracked and had huge footprints in it. I saw people, smashed under the weight of the titanic feet in the prints. I gasped at the horror. Then, I looked left and saw it.

The huge lizard crushing its way down the street as if it was out for a Sunday walk.

Any idea on what kind of lizard? No?...No detail on the lizard you're going to be masturbating to?...No?...

I ran to my van (which luckily had been missed) and started it. I wasnt about to miss a good news story so I popped my camera into the seat next to me and sped off after it.

Thus driving over many mangled corpses in the process. Never stop the grind.

I saw its huge feet smashing down on terrified people. I heard the screams as they ran. I heard the squishing of the people's bodies as the big feet squished them into oblivion. I saw the blood left behind in the prints. I sped as quickly as the van would go to catch up with it. As I got closer I could see in more detail the soles of it's feet. They had stains of blood on them, but it didnt seem to care.

It's a lizard, why would it care? I don't really see why that would need to be stated.

I could see the cracks and lines in the pads of the toes, also covered with blood. And I could see bits of clothing, even an arm, glued to the large black soles.

Wait! We got something here! Black soles, so...perhaps a skink? A Gila monster? An African Plated lizard?

The van was bouncing around as the large creature went on its stompy way. Then suddenly, it stopped....and turned around! and it started smashing its way twoards me! I turned the van as quickly as I could and pushed it as fast as it would go. I looked in the rear view mirror and saw the huge feet smashing down behind me. I was in terror for my life and I had the idea that I could run faster then the van. So I jumped out and let the van crash into a wall. I left the camera, who cared about cameras when your life is in danger. I looked behind me and saw the thing stomping its way towards me and I ran. I never ran faster in my life. I could feel the vibrations as its feet stomped down on the pavement. And it kept getting closer, and closer, and closer.

I ran until my lungs burned, and my feet felt like rubber, then I tripped and landed, rolled, and stopped on the pavement. The lizard had caught up to me, I didnt care. I was too tired to care.

What happened to being in terror for your life?

And then I saw one huge foot come over me and being to descend. It seemed in slow motion. I could see every detail as the foot slowly came closer, and closer. The closer it got the more detail I could see. And then, I felt the coarse cold sole touching my body, and being pressing down on me. I could smell it's foot odor and the blood of the people that had been killed before. Time slowed even more. The foot came down slowly, painfully slowly, as I felt the cold pressure of its sole on me. Then I realized I had had a hard-on all through the event, beginning when I saw it from the window. As the foot began to press me into the pavement, I cummed like i've never cummed before. It became a small stream and then...my bones began to crunch, my skull began to creak. And I knew then, I was gone...and the foot pressed me into the oblivion that only the pavement knew of. And I was dead.

Oh gross! Now the next person that gets stomped is gonna get covered in blood, guts and SEMEN! I hope you're happy!

A Lizard 2

The lizard walked down the black strip in-between the shiny mounds. At it's feet it saw little tiny boxes on wheels and lots of little bugs. It stepped on them carelessly, ignorant of the tiny bodies squished under its great feet. It left footprints in the ground, all the better, so it would know where it had been. Suddenly, it heard the tiny sound of one of the minuet boxes. It paused and turned and saw one of them coming towards it. It eyed it and thought to itself 'what good prey this would make'. It started after the small box. The box swerved around and began running away, much faster then it expected. It slowly began catching up. Suddenly it saw something emerge from the side and saw it crash into one of the shiny mounds. It looked down and saw one of the tiny bugs, it was the one that emerged from the minute box. It had a sudden thought and started chasing it. The tiny bug tried to run away but it caught up quickly as it fell and stopped moving. It put its foot out and brought it down on the tiny thing. It gently put its foot ontop of the little body and pushed down softly. 'feel my powerfull foot' it thought. Then it began pushing harder. 'feel yourself be crushed into oblivion under my powerfull sole'. 'smell the death of your fellows and the odur of my feet'. It then finally crushed the tiny thing and continued on its way.