Holy shit, where do I begin? Bad prose, a worse grasp of biology and as many fetishes as we can find. Cannibalism, consensual hanging, gurgling bellies, woman-swallowing-pythons, Hillary Clinton. You have been SERIOUSLY warned. But if you're still confused, you can learn why I'm even doing this to myself.
| Name | Blurb | Rating |
|---|---|---|
| abadlywrittenstorylong | doodoofart | — |
| adracpicandastory | doodoofart | — |
| A Dragon's Day | A dragon author celebrates the day all humans became animals. | — |
| A-Hunting We Will Go | The Most Dangerous Game, but sexier. | — |
| A Lizard | Godzilla steps on a guy a lot. Includes both the guy's and Godzilla's POVs. | — |
| A Pearl of a Great Price | Man seduces a vampire for occult alchemical reasons. | — |
| Alexis | A heroic Mary Sue saves Middle Earth, in verse. | — |
| And Shalt Be What Thou Art Promised.... | Lady Macbeth sleeps her way to the throne of Scotland. | — |
| And This Little Piggy | Kid fakes sick from school and transforms into a pig. | — |
| Around the Horn | A Victorian ghost haunts a family via their car horn. | — |
| ashortstorywithnoending | doodoofart | — |
| astorybegining | doodoofart | — |
| astorybegins | doodoofart | — |
| astrangestory | doodoofart | — |
| At King Koopa's Feet | A guy is forced to lick King Koopa's feet forever. | — |
| Ayn | Miserable gay fox gets an enthusiastic dragon for a roommate. | — |
| Banana Pudding | Man shrinks himself to hide in a woman's banana pudding. | — |
| Beauty and the Beast | A very horny retelling of Beauty and the Beast. | — |
| Beer Belly | A bar competition where women drink so much beer their stomachs are distended, then guys throw darts at them. The ladies are super into it. | 7/10 |
| Belly Butt | A couple stumbles into a carnival of sexual impalement. | — |
| Beware the Ides of April | A petty bureaucrat harasses the wrong village wizard. | — |
| bilybixbystory | doodoofart | — |
| bringkleenex | doodoofart | — |
| The Big Al Special | Lonely man visits a new diner hoping to meet women. | — |
| Biker | An ex-boyfriend mails his ex a mysterious transformation ring. | — |
| Black Pleasure Dragon | Two dragons hook up, documented as an MSN chat log. | — |
| Brain Food | A mercenary badger with a taste for gnoll jerky. | — |
| Cannibal Guide | A Usenet how-to guide for consensual spit-roasting. | — |
| Cordelia and the Cannibals | Shipwrecked cheerleaders encounter hungry cannibals on a tropical island. | — |
| Cow | Three farmhands get trapped in a barn with a hungry cow during a storm. | 8/3 |
| Crazy Archers Invade Middle Earth | Two real people insert themselves into Lord of the Rings. | — |
| Death of A Dream | An angry vent poem about redirecting self-destructive impulses. | — |
| Despicable | A Looney Tunes fanfic with an implied romantic pairing. | — |
| Diary of a Vile Chiroptera | A bat's disgusting day in a city of disgusting people. | — |
| Dragon's Conquest | A woman snuggles intimately with her dragon lover. | — |
| dragonsinit | doodoofart | — |
| Drunkard's Choice | A five-character furry collaborative story that got out of hand. | — |
| The Dude Ranch | City man finds unexpected intimacy at a dude ranch. | — |
| Everything That He Desired | A gentle fantasy stable-boy romance with mild adult content. | — |
| Executive Priviledge | Hillary Clinton becomes president after her husband conveniently dies. | — |
| Eye of Argon | The one and only. Grignr the barbarian fights an evil cult in a dungeon. | — |
| Fun With Panties | Two women develop an elaborate friendship involving wet panties. | — |
| Gelfling | Two sisters find a Dark Crystal baby on their doorstep. | — |
| Gelfling Song Fic | The Badger Song, but with gelflings jumping around. | — |
| glassofwater | doodoofart | — |
| Going Wild | Obsessed sasquatch hunter falls in a pool and becomes one. | — |
| Gone Fishing | Women at a factory get stuck in increasingly nightmarish substances. | — |
| The Hangman's Daughter | A medieval hangman performs sinister experiments on kidnapped young women. | — |
| Herbal Lupine | A gay couple's romantic cabin weekend ends in werewolf transformation. | — |
| High On Helium | Wile E. Coyote's helium balloon scheme goes as expected. | — |
| holloweenscarystoryboo | doodoofart | — |
| How Does Your Garden Grow? | A woman's obsessive gardening attracts something unexpected. | — |
| The Human Dairy Farm | Women are kept and milked like cattle on a farm. | — |
| Hunter and Prey | An erotic Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd fanfic. | — |
| In the Bag | A supernatural top-hatted entity hunts a mysterious suckling sound. | — |
| Interlude with the Vampire | Man in white briefs at a summer cottage meets a vampire. | — |
| Island of the Giant Women | A precisely fifty-foot-tall woman chases a very scared man. | — |
| It Just Keeps Getting Worse | A woman's bare feet get stuck in everything imaginable. | — |
| jackmingotheman | doodoofart | — |
| Jack and the Beanstalk | A grumpy gardener's beanstalks keep getting sabotaged by gnomes. | — |
| Jack the Giant-Killer | A noir detective who specialises in killing vertically-gifted humanoids. | — |
| Jen and Kira's Revenge | Gelflings get steroid superpowers and fight in the Vietnam War. | — |
| Jesus Drives an 18 Wheeler | Jesus Christ is an 18-wheeler truck driver. | — |
| Kangaroo Love | A kangaroo couple's loving morning routine gets intimate. | — |
| Koopa Christmas | Bowser spies on Mario to steal the concept of Christmas. | — |
| Kyle's First Date | Nervous Kyle finally goes on a date with a dragon. | — |
| Lara Croft | Doodoofart | — |
| Laura's Last Tomb Raid | Lara Croft angered the wrong Hindu deity. | — |
| Lost and Found | Chris the Wolf falls asleep in public and meets a sexy lady. My favorite badfic of all time. | 11/10 |
| Love Among the Vampires | Gay American encounters vampire lovers at a Parisian hotel. | — |
| Lupin of My Dreams | Two furry mates enjoy a loving and very public coupling. | — |
| Mabel's Meat | Mabel's deepest fantasy is to be barbecued on a rotisserie. Dreams do come true. | 8/1 |
| The Macro Werewolf | Two friends become enormous werewolves and explore that fact. | — |
| MagicCock | A man's already impressive cock gets magically, enormously bigger. | — |
| Making the Grade | A promiscuous rabbit explores every species at her new university. | — |
| Manifesto for Postmodern Sadists 2.1 | An extremely pretentious academic manifesto about postmodern sadism. | — |
| Many Uses for a Podling | Dark Crystal Podlings are put to some creative uses. | — |
| Mate from the Ocean | A wolf mercenary sails into port seeking work and company. | — |
| The Meeting | Two men with unusual interests meet for the first time. | — |
| Milady and Milord | A period-set group erotic story from the alt.sex.stories archives. | — |
| The Milk Run | Two mismatched government agents on a very weird desert mission. | — |
| Monica Gets What She Deserves | Monica Lewinsky is tricked into going to a tropical island, where Hillary Clinton eats her. | 8/1 |
| Mutualism | A man is hunted by an invulnerable werewolf and living gargoyles. | — |
| My First 'Cornholing' | A straight Tennessee man confesses his one unexpected gay experience. | — |
| mystory | doodoofart | — |
| My Two-Foot Cock | Man wakes from an orgy with a magically enlarged cock. | — |
| Mythiclove | A forest hermit reluctantly shelters a naga from the cold. | — |
| neCroSYS | A gothic sci-fi excerpt from the archives of Necromancer Publications. | — |
| The Nice Rack and Nut Lover Show | The title tells you everything you need to know. | — |
| Night of Endless Orgasms | Co-workers have a very wild and very long night out. | — |
| Ninja Sluts | A ninja makes friends with two other ninjas and they have a three-way. Every other word is spelled wrong. | 10/10 |
| oddstory | doodoofart | — |
| okhereisasimpletale | doodoofart | — |
| Once Upon a Time at the Movies | Arnold Schwarzenegger reaches through the silver screen and eats people. | 25/8 |
| The Other Otter | A man's soul transfers into the otter plushie he was making. | — |
| Outfoxed | A cruel fox hunter gets thoroughly outfoxed by his quarry. | — |
| Patti and the Piranha Cult | A cheerleader is sacrificed to a tank of hungry piranhas. | — |
| The Party | A slave nervously awaits guests at her master's BDSM party. | — |
| piratestoryagain | doodoofart | — |
| Plant | A couple inherits a dead professor's carnivorous plant collection. | — |
| Pleasure Dragon | A dragon explores the mating habits of other species firsthand. | — |
| The Plushie Saga | Oren the Otter's epic saga of plushie-related adventures. | — |
| Processors | A vampire quietly manages his property during a global recession. | — |
| quicksilver | doodoofart | — |
| Reflections of Warmth | Ghostbusters slash fic: Peter Venkman falls for a male teammate. | — |
| Requiem | A gothic multi-part requiem from Necromancer Publications. | — |
| Robocop and the Spider | It turns out Robocop is absolutely terrified of spiders. | — |
| rosesarered | doodoofart | — |
| Santa Claus is Cumming to Town | A very hands-on boss rewards her staff at Christmas. | — |
| Scar's Uprising | The Lion King except the characters can unhinge their jaws and eat each other. | 9/10 |
| Second Chances | A romantic story that opens with song lyrics. | — |
| Seething Fruitation | An online rant about redirecting self-harm impulses onto others. | — |
| Serena | A park guide shows a girl something very special. | — |
| Sewer Rat | A powerwalking woman gets her feet stuck to a manhole. | — |
| She Moos in Mysterious Ways | Man hits a cow with his Porsche; things get weird. | — |
| shortstorytrueratedx | doodoofart | — |
| simplestory | doodoofart | — |
| slayersstory | doodoofart | — |
| Smurf Sex | The uncomfortable truth about how the Smurfs reproduce. | — |
| storyacutesyquestpart14 | doodoofart | — |
| storyishashiftintimelines | doodoofart | — |
| storyjack | doodoofart | — |
| Submission to a Vampire | Gay vampire BDSM erotica with graphic masochistic practices. | — |
| Suburban Deathtrap | Man engineers elaborate sticky revenge traps for his murderous wife. | — |
| Sucking Dick at the Titty Bar | Exactly what the title promises, at a titty bar. | — |
| Supermarket Sex | Straight man has a gay revelation in the produce aisle. | — |
| Supernatural Story | A college English assignment, presumably supernatural in nature. | — |
| That's Amore | A woman prepares for her monthly werewolf transformation. | — |
| The Chalice of Liquid Chaos | A three-part band of elves perform at a rock concert while tripping balls. | 7/10 |
| The Chinese Restaurant | Two friends visit a Chinese restaurant; the food bites back. | — |
| The Cursed Song | A Greek sea nymph navigates lesbian love and cursed music. | — |
| The Driven Machine | A cryptic prose poem about machines and bleeding. | — |
| The Hanging Hour | A woman who loves autoerotic asphyxiation is hanged on a televised game show. | — |
| The Legend of Zelda: A New Beginning | An earnest first-time author crosses Mario and Zelda universes. | — |
| The She-Wolf | A blonde woman relaxes in a meadow with wolfish intentions. | — |
| The Shower | A woman's shower is interrupted by something sinister and supernatural. | — |
| The Slobby Kangaroo | A kangaroo trashes his roommate's apartment, gains 400 pounds and then eats him. | — |
| The Spill | A chemical spill mutates everything in a small-town lake. | — |
| The Swordfight | Robocop encounters a very unusual crime in Old Detroit. | — |
| The Worst Diet | A weight-obsessed woman tries a diet with unexpected consequences. | — |
| The Years Since Garland | A fanfic crossing JEM, GI Joe, Gargoyles, and Iron Man. | — |
| There's Nothing Keen About a Freddy Krueger Dream! | Scooby Doo meets Freddy Krueger in a crossover nightmare. | — |
| Timmy's Easter | Easter bunny Timmy gets kidnapped on his holiday walk. | — |
| Tit Bat | A man searches a darkening forest for his missing friends. | — |
| Trees | A goth poet has a tale about trees to tell. | — |
| Virus | A homicidal weasel stalks the dangerous furry city at night. | — |
| vampiremusings | doodoofart | — |
| Vitro and SexyDragon | Two dragons engage in an extended and very romantic roleplay. | — |
| Vore My Love | A vore, fattening, and cooking story where dreams come true. | — |
| vstorymoretextformat | doodoofart | — |
| Werewolves Shouldn't Wear Wolves for Halloween | Man in a Mickey Mouse costume unexpectedly becomes a werewolf. | — |
| Who's Afraid of the Big 'Bad' Wolf? | The Big Bad Wolf narrative retold with furry adult themes. | — |
| Why Summon Scrolls are a bad idea | A fairy eats someone and shits on her bed. | — |
| Woman Swallowing Pythons | A neighborhood is invaded by giant snakes that only eat naked women. | — |
| Xydexx's Thanksgiving Trip | An inflatable unicorn's Thanksgiving involves macrophilia and mass destruction. | — |