Welcome to my e-planet!
I am an eclectic writer and illustrator with a strong interest in the bizarre side of life. Much of my work stems from my own experiences with neurodivergence and trauma. Don’t let that fool you, though—I love to be silly.
Tucked away from the noise and chaos of social media is this little museum of oddities. Don't tap the glass, and don't stick your hands in the cages! You might lose some fingers.
Exhibits
| Art Gallery | My art from 2020 to now. |
| Animal Photos | Photos of birds and my dog. |
| Downloads | High-quality archives of my works. |
| Dream Diary | Weird stuff. |
| Lutzblog | My personal captain's log. |
| Screenshot Garden | A collection of funny posts for each month of the year. |
| Stamp Gallery | Free-to-use stamps for you. |
| Terms of Service | Read this before commissioning me. |
| /quotes | Quotes I find meaningful. |
The News
Two new downloadables are live on the downloads page! You can now download copies of my general commissions, as well as over 100 other illustrations! The random text box also has a bunch of new stuff and the quotes page now has a full archive of all the silly things you can expect to encounter! The links page has recieved a chunk of new additions in its HTTP section and more will be on the way once Pearl figures out why a bunch of them in her notes are sending us to 404s.
- Illinois, historically known by Indigenous names including Illiniwek, Illini, Pimiteoui (Peoria), Kaskaskia, Tamaroa, and Michigamea, situated within the Central Lowland physiographic province of the Interior Plains on the North American continent, existing on the surface of Earth during the Phanerozoic Eon, Paleozoic Era, Carboniferous Period, Pennsylvanian Subperiod, orbiting the Sun at approximately 1 AU within the Solar System, located in the Orion Arm of the Milky Way roughly 27,000 light-years from the galactic center, part of the Local Group of galaxies, encompassed by the Laniakea Supercluster, itself residing within the observable Universe, on this precise temporal coordinate of-
Saturday the 18th of April or something.
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