I am an eclectic writer and illustrator with a strong interest in the bizarre side of life.
Much of my work stems from my own experiences with neurodivergence and trauma. Don’t let that fool you, though—I love to be silly. Tucked away from the noise and chaos of social media is this little museum of oddities. Don't tap the glass, and don't stick your hands in the cages! You might lose some fingers.
- Art Gallery
My art from 2020 to now.
Last updated: 06/20/2026 - Animal Photos
Photos of birds and my dog.
Last updated: 06/20/2026 - Downloads
High-quality archives of my works.
Last updated: 06/20/2026 - Dream Diary
Weird stuff.
Last updated: 06/20/2026 - Lutzblog
My personal captain's log.
Last updated: 06/20/2026 - Screenshot Garden
Funny posts for each month of the year.
Last updated: 06/20/2026 - Terms of Service
Read this before commissioning me.
Last updated: 06/20/2026 - /quotes
Quotes I find meaningful.
Last updated: 06/20/2026
Is This You?
My current webcomic about memory, love, and intimacy deeper than what's possible.
Krazy Noodle Massacre Archive
My webcomic from 2017 to 2026.
Hi! Did you know you can give me money to draw your wildest dreams and nightmares? I am accepting COMMISSIONS! Read my terms of service to see what I will and won’t draw, or check out my whole body of work over at the Art Gallery!
Q: "But I'm broke!"
A: Fear not, I start with headshots as low as 50 bucks!
Q: "My characters look weird!"
A: That's fine with me!
Q: "But I'm shy!"
A: I won't bite!
Q: "What about the queue?"
A: Besides one dedicated freak, you're up!
Q: "But can we keep this private?"
A: Sure! I once took a stack of 200 dollars, in-person, serenaded by the air-conditioned refuge of a Millennium Knickerbocker hotel room, knowing exactly what she wanted me to draw.
Here's one of my favorite examples, I really like the composition and how I did his fur. He cost around a hundred US freedom units, but your price may vary depending on what currency you use.
By commissioning me you prommy to be nice, pay upfront and remember my Terms of Service. In return I prommy to give you a cool piece that's worth your money and the guarantee that I'm not going to blow it on frivolous bullshit that apparently constitutes "emergency supplies" for the average social media artist, also known as the latest video game.