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An alien gryphon

I am an eclectic writer and illustrator with a strong interest in the bizarre side of life. Much of my work stems from my own experiences with neurodivergence and trauma. Don’t let that fool you, though—I love to be silly.

Tucked away from the noise and chaos of social media is this little museum of oddities. Don't tap the glass, and don't stick your hands in the cages! You might lose some fingers.




Exhibits

Art Gallery My art from 2020 to now.
Animal Photos Photos of birds and my dog.
Downloads High-quality archives of my works.
Dream Diary Weird stuff.
Lutzblog My personal captain's log.
Screenshot Garden A collection of funny posts for each month of the year.
Stamp Gallery Free-to-use stamps for you.
Terms of Service Read this before commissioning me.
/quotes Quotes I find meaningful.

Krazy Noodle Massacre

Krazy Noodle Massacre

Gideon is a fidgety hermit who builds giant noodle sculptures he won’t let anyone look at.

He’s being haunted by a psychic brain parasite named Gabriel who pretends to be his friend, but encourages his worst paranoid thoughts so he can feed off his negative emotional energy.

Meanwhile, Rhodes and Dempsey, a pair of married gay nerds, become obsessed with Gideon’s strange public behavior and treat him like their own personal cryptid.

Follow the spiral of bizarre events that unfolds because of their unchecked voyeuristic tendencies and internalized ableism!

News

Sun, 01 Feb 2026 03:25:25 -0600

Art Galleries have been merged into one big page. Bird Photos and Nora Shrine are now together too. You can now subscribe to my RSS feed for updates straight to your computer.

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