Freaks, creeps, weirdos, furries, scalies, giant insects, prehistoric animals, cyanobacteria, amateur scientists, actual scientists, illinoisans especially, midwesterners, prog rock fans, Emerson Lake n' Palmer fans, metalheads, amateur web archivists, birders, biology majors, underground comix enjoyers, atheists, hippies, jazz fans, jazz-fusion fans, whacky pomo mourners, people who hate it when people associate the 1980s' with the memphis movement which was actually-, psychonauts, anarchists, animation-nerds, nerds in general, the politically tapped-out, weed growers, canning enthusiasts, gays that want the white-picket fence life but with none of the baggage, stoners...and God.