Welcome to my e-planet!
"Aren't grocery stores just poop factories?"
Greetings from across the bounds of time and space! I am an eclectic comic artist, writer, and illustrator with a strong interest in the bizarre side of life. Tucked away from the noise and chaos of social media is my little museum of oddities. Don't tap the glass, and don't stick your hands in the cages! You might lose some fingers.
More from Commissions
Gideon is a fidgety hermit who builds giant noodle sculptures he won’t let anyone look at.
He’s being haunted by a psychic brain parasite named Gabriel who pretends to be his friend, but encourages his worst paranoid thoughts so he can feed off his negative emotional energy. Meanwhile, Rhodes and Dempsey, a pair of married gay nerds, become obsessed with Gideon’s strange public behavior and treat him like their own personal cryptid.
Follow the spiral of bizarre events that unfolds because of their unchecked voyeuristic tendencies and internalized ableism!
Latest Chapter: Glass Houses: Page 23
- Pearl coded a new gallery layout for my artwork that’s similar to old deviantart!
- Home page redesign!
- Bearblog and Bluesky Archives added!
Changelog Archive
| Date | Description |
|---|---|
| 9-14-2025 | Added links and redid the Hall of Fame. |
| 9-13-2025 | Expanded the http exhibit and redid the TOS page. |
| 9-11-2025 | 4 new stamps on the Stamps page. |
| 9-10-2025 | Added a random lists page. |
| 9-05/06-2025 | Expanded the http exhibit on the Link page. |
| 9-01-2025 | Spruced up the CSS for halloween eve. |
| 8-31-2025 | Expanded the http exhibit on the Link page. |
| 8-30-2025 | Added some new links and my Bird Photos! |
| 8-28-2025 | Starting work with Archive.org and Archive.ph. |
| 8-28-2025 | Reskinned CSS for dark mode and prices/TOS. |
| 8-22-2025 | New fonts. Meet Space Grotesk and Roboto. |
| 8-21-2025 | Added some links. |
| 8-20-2025 | Added a page for commission prices |
| 8-16-2025 | Redid the homepage a little. |
| 8-09-2025 | Merged the lutzblog and links onto the directory. |
| 8-06-2023 | Crossposting bluesky posts here for archival. |
| 8-05-2025 | NEW COMMISSION POSTED TO THE COMMISSIONS PAGE!!!!!!!!! HE'LL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! I also added a True and Honest shitpost to the sketches page. It's the best thing I've ever drawn lmfao |
| 8-04-2025 | Added a section for Geocities sites on "Links". |
| 8-03-2025 | Added some "new stuff" banners. |
| 8-02-2025 | I added descriptions and shit to my gallery pages. It took a while because Pearl had to format it so it didn't look like an abortion. |
| 6-10-2025 | Site overhaul! |
| 5-1-2023 | General housekeeping. |
| 5-1-2023 | Added an about page. |
| 4-30-2023 | Fucked around with the code. |
| 4-30-2023 | Created this website. |