Lutz' Lists

Here's a big old blob of random lists that couldn't go anywhere else. This page is still pretty new, and I'm still adding stuff to it as of writing.

Things I find funny

  1. Airbrush skulls
  2. Animal movements set to breakcore
  3. Bad grammar
  4. Cartoon characters falling off cliffs
  5. Comical mispellings
  6. Drawing silly faces on things
  7. Extremely fat birds
  8. Explaining the joke
  9. Giant creatures with tiny faces
  10. Googly eyes
  11. Morbid puns
  12. Overexplaining the joke
  13. Poor craftsmanship
  14. Random explosions
  15. Silly noises
  16. Snaggleteeth
  17. Sudden mentions of deadly diseases
  18. That noise an american woodcock makes
  19. Pearl alphabetizing everything we code
Words that describe myself

  1. Aegosexual
  2. Alien
  3. Androgynous
  4. Animal lover
  5. Antiquarian
  6. Autistic
  7. Audiophile
  8. Bibliophile
  9. Biromantic
  10. Cinephile
  11. Curious
  12. Eccentric
  13. Hippie
  14. Metalhead
  15. Nonbinary
  16. Nonconforming
  17. Pitbull dadmom
  18. Silly
  19. Stoner
Movies to watch while high

  1. Batman and Robin
  2. Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
  3. Coraline
  4. Dead Alive
  5. Fantastic Planet
  6. Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
  7. Rock and Rule
  8. Space Jam
  9. The Thief and the Cobbler: Recobbled Cut
  10. Yellow Submarine
Movies to NEVER watch while high

  1. Any mondo movies
  2. Audition
  3. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
  4. Ichi the Killer
  5. Martyrs
  6. Meet the Feebles
  7. Salo, or 120 Days of Sodom
  8. Street Fight
  9. Tetsuo the Iron Man
  10. The Killing of America
  11. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  12. Threads
  13. Videodrome
  14. PS...I have watched all of these on edibles. I love getting stoned and watching fucked up movies, but I can't recommend it to anyone else.
My Creature Comforts

  1. Being in my bed under some cool lights
  2. Being with my husband
  3. Coffee table art-books
  4. Cuddling my dog
  5. Curating photos of silly things
  6. Getting high and watching movies
  7. Learning new bird songs
  8. Listening to the frogs at the pond
  9. Listening to some 80s' death metal
  10. My friends
  11. Reading my books
  12. Smoking a joint under a full moon
  13. Smoking a joint while I watch the rain
  14. Stargazing
  15. Staring at my lava lamps
  16. The glow-in-the-dark stars on my ceiling
  17. Those stressballs full of gel
  18. This giant tangle I own
  19. Tomato soup and grilled cheeses
Textures I like

  1. Anything with bumps
  2. Chrysanthemum blooms
  3. Crinkled paper
  4. Cotton linen
  5. Fleece
  6. Glass
  7. Marble
  8. Mechanical keyboards
  9. Moss
  10. My dog’s ears
  11. Polished wood
  12. Raw beef
  13. Running water
  14. Silicon
  15. Smooth stones
  16. Stress toy foam
  17. Wax
  18. Weighted blankets
  19. Wooden bridges
Smells I like

  1. Cedar wood
  2. Cheap laundry detergent
  3. Cinnamon
  4. Coffee, even if I don’t drink it
  5. Creeks
  6. Deep dish pizza
  7. Fresh office supplies
  8. Leather
  9. Mom and Pop candy stores
  10. My dog
  11. Pastries
  12. Patchouli
  13. Petrichor
  14. Pine and Pumpkin candles
  15. Skunky weed
  16. The greasiest burger you can think of
  17. The forest floor
  18. The first cold night with a furnace
  19. Vanilla
Things I stop for

  1. Abandoned buildings
  2. Algae formations
  3. Any birds
  4. Flowers
  5. Frogs
  6. Little bugs
  7. Public art
Favorite birds

  1. American goldfinch
  2. Barred owl
  3. Downy woodpecker
  4. Eastern towhee
  5. Golden crowned kinglet
  6. Gray catbird
  7. House wren
  8. Indigo bunting
  9. Mourning dove
  10. Northern cardinal
  11. Northern flicker
  12. Red bellied woodpecker
  13. Red headed woodpecker
  14. Red winged blackbird
  15. Rose breasted grosbeak
  16. Tufted titmouse
  17. White breasted nuthatch
  18. Willow ptarmigan
  19. Yellow warbler
Favorite flavors

  1. Banana nut
  2. BBQ
  3. Caramel
  4. Cherry
  5. Cinnamon
  6. Cola
  7. Cotton candy
  8. Green apple
  9. Honey butter
  10. Key lime
  11. Lemon
  12. Nacho cheese
  13. Peach
  14. Peppermint
  15. Pumpkin
  16. Root beer
  17. Soy sauce
  18. Taco
  19. Vanilla