============= Lutz' Lists ============= Here's a big old blob of random lists that couldn't go anywhere else. This page is still pretty new, and I'm still adding stuff to it as of writing. Things I find funny Airbrush skulls Animal movements set to breakcore Bad grammar Cartoon characters falling off cliffs Comical mispellings Drawing silly faces on things Extremely fat birds Explaining the joke Giant creatures with tiny faces Googly eyes Morbid puns Overexplaining the joke Poor craftsmanship Random explosions Silly noises Snaggleteeth Sudden mentions of deadly diseases That noise an american woodcock makes Pearl alphabetizing everything we code ============= Words that describe myself Aegosexual Alien Androgynous Animal lover Antiquarian Autistic Audiophile Bibliophile Biromantic Cinephile Curious Eccentric Hippie Metalhead Nonbinary Nonconforming Pitbull dadmom Silly Stoner ============= Movies to watch while high Batman and Robin Beavis and Butt-Head Do America Coraline Dead Alive Fantastic Planet Pee Wee’s Big Adventure Rock and Rule Space Jam The Thief and the Cobbler: Recobbled Cut Yellow Submarine ============= Movies to NEVER watch while high Any mondo movies Audition Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer Ichi the Killer Martyrs Meet the Feebles Salo, or 120 Days of Sodom Street Fight Tetsuo the Iron Man The Killing of America The Texas Chain Saw Massacre Threads Videodrome PS...I have watched all of these on edibles. I love getting stoned and watching fucked up movies, but I can't recommend it to anyone else. ============= My Creature Comforts Being in my bed under some cool lights Being with my husband Coffee table art-books Cuddling my dog Curating photos of silly things Getting high and watching movies Learning new bird songs Listening to the frogs at the pond Listening to some 80s' death metal My friends Reading my books Smoking a joint under a full moon Smoking a joint while I watch the rain Stargazing Staring at my lava lamps The glow-in-the-dark stars on my ceiling Those stressballs full of gel This giant tangle I own Tomato soup and grilled cheeses ============= Textures I like Anything with bumps Chrysanthemum blooms Crinkled paper Cotton linen Fleece Glass Marble Mechanical keyboards Moss My dog’s ears Polished wood Raw beef Running water Silicon Smooth stones Stress toy foam Wax Weighted blankets Wooden bridges ============= Smells I like Cedar wood Cheap laundry detergent Cinnamon Coffee, even if I don’t drink it Creeks Deep dish pizza Fresh office supplies Leather Mom and Pop candy stores My dog Pastries Patchouli Petrichor Pine and Pumpkin candles Skunky weed The greasiest burger you can think of The forest floor The first cold night with a furnace Vanilla ============= Things I stop for Abandoned buildings Algae formations Any birds Flowers Frogs Little bugs Public art ============= Favorite birds American goldfinch Barred owl Downy woodpecker Eastern towhee Golden crowned kinglet Gray catbird House wren Indigo bunting Mourning dove Northern cardinal Northern flicker Red bellied woodpecker Red headed woodpecker Red winged blackbird Rose breasted grosbeak Tufted titmouse White breasted nuthatch Willow ptarmigan Yellow warbler ============= Favorite flavors Banana nut BBQ Caramel Cherry Cinnamon Cola Cotton candy Green apple Honey butter Key lime Lemon Nacho cheese Peach Peppermint Pumpkin Root beer Soy sauce Taco Vanilla ============= Places in my Dreams A dead mall with a lot of closed stores A sketchy downtown street lined with brick buildings from the 1800s, which is filled with scammers An abandoned school An old farmhouse in the middle of a cornfield, where I have to hide from a tornado My grandma’s house but it’s not actually her house The hallways of my high school Worn-out small town that’s a bunch of buildings clustered around one street in the middle of a field ============= When I feel most like myself I am drawing a page of my comic and it looks exactly the way it did in my head I am designing a living space for myself or my characters I am in a cabin and I’m quietly looking out into the woods I am listening to music and the atmosphere matches a scene in my fictional universe I am reading a book and it’s pulling me into the world the author has created I have several days off work It’s night time When I am watching birds