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Stuff that's here

  • American archaeology
  • Astronomical anomalies
  • Medical monstrosities
  • Psychedelic biology
  • And anything of a weird and whimsical typology

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Exhibits: 500 pages and counting!

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Action ParkSo good people died.
AeroVironment Nano HummingbirdTiny spy drone engineered to mimic a real hummingbird in flight.
AiolornisExtinct giant condor-like bird from the Pleistocene of North America.
Alagoas curassowExtinct Brazilian bird; last seen in the wild in 1984.
Alcohol and Drug Abuse LakeMy kind of lake.
Alex (parrot)African grey parrot who learned to count, identify colors, and ask questions.
Ambrosia saladAmerican idea of a salad.
Ammonia cookieScandinavian cookie leavened with ammonium carbonate instead of baking soda.
Amorphous globosusBall is life.
Amphicar1960s amphibious car that could drive directly into water.
Amanita phalloidesMight make your tummy a little funny. :(
Ancestral PuebloansAncient Southwest culture who built the famous cliff dwellings.
Anchorage White RavenRare leucistic white raven observed in Anchorage, Alaska.
Andrew Johnson's drunk vice-presidential inaugural addressAndrew Johnson delivered his 1865 inaugural speech visibly intoxicated.
Angel MoundsMississippian culture mound complex in southern Indiana.
Animal-made artArtwork created by non-human animals, from apes to elephants.
Anophthalmus hitleriBlind Slovenian cave beetle named after Hitler in 1933; now poached by collectors.
Ants on a logChildren's snack of celery, peanut butter, and raisins.
Anzick-1Oldest known human remains in North America, ~12,600 years old.
Aplastodiscus callipygiusDOODOOFART
Aplastodiscus leucopygiusDOODOOFART
Arbitration RockRock in Maine that once marked a disputed colonial-era boundary.
Archaic period in North AmericaPrehistoric era following Paleo-Indian cultures, roughly 8000–1000 BCE.
Archaic period in the AmericasBroad pre-agricultural period across the Western Hemisphere.
ArgentavisLargest flying bird ever known; wingspan up to 7 meters.
Arlington Springs Man11,000-year-old human remains found on California's Channel Islands.
Armillaria gallicaDOODOOFART
Aroma of TacomaThe smelly smell that smells smelly.
Arrests of Ulysses S. GrantToo much horsepower.
Art of the Upper PaleolithicDOODOOFART
Artist's Shit1961 artwork by Piero Manzoni: 90 numbered cans of his own feces.
Atari video game burialAtari dumped millions of unsold E.T. cartridges in a New Mexico landfill.
Atitlan grebeFlightless Guatemalan lake grebe; extinct since 1989.
Atlantic ghost crabFast semi-terrestrial crab that haunts Atlantic beaches at night.
Attention economyTheory treating human attention as a scarce and commercially valuable resource.
Aucilla RiverFlorida river with significant submerged Paleo-Indian archaeological sites.
Bachman's warblerPossibly extinct small American warbler; last confirmed sighting was 1988.
Baseball metaphors for sexHow baseball terminology became American sexual euphemism.
Basic EnglishSimplified 850-word English subset proposed by C.K. Ogden in the 1930s.
Beck's tree frogDOODOOFART
Bee hummingbirdWorld's smallest bird, found only in Cuba.
BeelzebufoDOODOOFART
Bethel School District v. Fraser1986 Supreme Court case limiting lewd student speech at school events.
Better than sex cakeRich American dessert cake with a provocative name.
Big Ass LakeA lake in Ontario whose name is exactly what it sounds like.
Big Blue BugGiant fiberglass termite sculpture atop a pest control building in Providence, RI.
Biotic Baking BrigadeActivist group famous for pie-facing politicians and corporate executives.
Birchbark bitingIndigenous art form of biting intricate designs into folded birchbark.
Black Mesa (Oklahoma)Oklahoma's highest point, located in the remote panhandle.
Blue-chinned sapphireSmall iridescent hummingbird from South America.
Bluefish CavesYukon caves containing evidence of humans around 24,000 years ago.
Boll Weevil MonumentAlabama monument celebrating the pest that ironically forced beneficial crop diversification.
Booming BenLast known male heath hen; died alone on Martha's Vineyard in 1932.
Bouba/kiki effectPeople universally associate rounded shapes with 'bouba' and spiky shapes with 'kiki.'
Brand sitePaleo-Indian archaeological site in Arkansas.
Branchinecta brushiDOODOOFART
Brown Mountain lightsMysterious unexplained lights seen repeatedly over North Carolina's Brown Mountain.
Bubbly CreekChicago river branch still off-gassing from century-old meatpacking waste.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffaloA grammatically correct eight-word English sentence using only the word 'buffalo.'
Buhl WomanRoughly 10,700-year-old female skeleton found in southern Idaho.
Bull Brook sitePaleo-Indian site in Massachusetts with Clovis-like tools.
Bullfrog County, NevadaShort-lived Nevada county created and abolished in 1987.
Burgess ShaleDOODOOFART
Burning Tree MastodonOhio mastodon skeleton with possible evidence of human butchering.
Buttermilk Creek ComplexTexas site with stone tools potentially predating Clovis culture.
Cactus HillVirginia site with possible pre-Clovis human occupation around 18,000 years ago.
CahokiaLargest pre-Columbian city north of Mexico, near present-day St. Louis.
Cahokia Mounds State Historic SiteUNESCO World Heritage Site preserving the earthworks of ancient Cahokia.
CalamitaceaeDOODOOFART
California condorNearly extinct giant vulture; saved from the brink by captive breeding.
Calinaga buddhaLarge Indian butterfly that is the sole member of its subfamily.
CaloscyphaDOODOOFART
Candy DeskU.S. Senate desk stocked with candy for colleagues since 1968.
Cannabis cultureSubculture and social practices surrounding cannabis use worldwide.
Capitol Hill mystery soda machineSeattle vending machine dispensing rare sodas with no known owner.
Carolina parakeetThe only native US parrot; extinct since 1918.
Carnivorous fungusDOODOOFART
Carrikeri Harlequin FrogDOODOOFART
Casey, IllinoisSmall Illinois town famous for a collection of record-breaking oversized objects.
Category: Abandoned shopping cartsWikimedia collection of photographs of abandoned shopping carts.
Category: Cannabis-related listsWikipedia category aggregating cannabis-related list articles.
Category: Damaged computer hardwareWikimedia collection of photographs of broken computer equipment.
Category: Dogs wearing paper party hatsWikimedia collection of dogs wearing paper party hats.
Category: Dogs with hatsWikimedia collection of dogs wearing various hats.
Category: Heads with legsWikimedia category for images depicting disembodied heads with legs.
Category: Logitech MX5000Wikimedia category for photos of the Logitech MX5000 keyboard and mouse.
Category: Low quality images of dogsWikimedia category for blurry, poorly lit, or otherwise bad dog photos.
Celebes warty pigWild pig species endemic to Sulawesi, notable for its prominent facial warts.
CenoteNatural sinkhole pool formed in limestone, sacred to the ancient Maya.
Centralia mine fireUnderground coal fire in Pennsylvania that has been burning since 1962.
Challenger (eagle)Trained bald eagle famous for flying freely during the national anthem.
Cherokee Sewer SiteArchaic period archaeological site in Iowa.
Chicago rat holeViral Chicago sidewalk impression of a perfectly flattened rat.
Chicken Bristle, IllinoisA small community in Illinois with a memorable name.
Chicken hypnotismTechnique for inducing a trance-like state in chickens.
ChorioactisDOODOOFART
Chris StollNFL long snapper for the Seattle Seahawks, won Super Bowl LX.
Christmas pickleTradition of hiding a glass pickle ornament on the Christmas tree.
Chrysolina cerealisBrilliantly rainbow-iridescent leaf beetle.
ChumboxGrid of lurid clickbait advertisements at the bottom of web pages.
CladoxylopsidDOODOOFART
Clement VallandighamNow I'm returning to work without washing my hands, but it doesn't matter, because I'm Tom My-
Cloud Gate The BeanReflective bean-shaped sculpture in Chicago's Millennium Park.
Clovis cultureEarliest well-documented Paleo-Indian culture in the Americas.
Clovis First hypothesisOnce-dominant theory that Clovis people were the first Americans.
Codex SeraphinianusSurreal illustrated encyclopedia written entirely in an invented script.
Colon (beetle)Genus of tiny carrion beetles with an unfortunate name.
Colorless green ideas sleep furiouslyNoam Chomsky's example of a sentence that's grammatically correct but meaningless.
Comfort behaviour in animalsGrooming, stretching, and other self-maintenance behaviors in animals.
Comfort noiseArtificial background hiss added to silent phone calls so they don't seem dead.
ConidiosporomycesDOODOOFART
Confused flour beetleCommon grain pest beetle with an endearingly confused name.
Cookie (cockatoo)Major Mitchell's cockatoo at Brookfield Zoo who lived to at least 83 years.
CooksoniaDOODOOFART
Cooper's Ferry siteIdaho site with evidence of humans around 16,000 years ago.
Coprophilous fungiDOODOOFART
Corn BeltMidwestern US region dominated by corn and soybean agriculture.
Corn ethanolEthanol fuel produced from corn, widely used as a gasoline additive.
Corn smutFungal disease that disfigures corn; prized as a delicacy in Mexico.
Corn wet-millingIndustrial process separating corn into starch, oil, and other components.
Coronal rainPlasma falling back to the sun's surface along magnetic field lines.
Corpus callosotomyBrain surgery severing the corpus callosum to reduce severe epilepsy.
Cosmic latteThe official average color of the universe, a beige-white hue.
CotylorhynchusDOODOOFART
Crash at Crush1896 Texas promotional staged train collision spectacle that turned deadly.
Creamed cornCorn kernels cooked in a thick, creamy sauce.
Cretaceous–Paleogene boundaryDOODOOFART
Crowned woodnymphDazzling iridescent hummingbird from Central and South America.
CrullerTwisted fried dough pastry, a doughnut-shop classic.
Cuckoo waspBrilliantly iridescent parasitic wasp that lays eggs in other wasps' nests.
Cumming Township, MichiganMichigan township whose name consistently raises eyebrows.
Cumming, GeorgiaGeorgia city whose name is a perennial source of amusement.
Cumming, IowaSmall Iowa town with an eyebrow-raising name.
CurculionidaeWeevils; the largest family of beetles on Earth, with 80,000+ species.
Cuyahoga RiverOhio river that famously caught fire multiple times due to industrial pollution.
CyanobacteriaDOODOOFART
Cycloidal marksGrooves on cave walls possibly made by Neanderthals.
CyclidaDOODOOFART
Dagwood sandwichEnormous multi-layered sandwich named after Blondie comic strip character Dagwood Bumstead.
Dallol (hydrothermal system)Otherworldly hydrothermal field in Ethiopia; one of the hottest inhabited places on Earth.
Danger CaveUtah cave with nearly 11,000 years of continuous human occupation.
Darwin's bark spiderDOODOOFART
Dean screamHoward Dean's 2004 Iowa caucus scream that derailed his presidential campaign.
Dear enemy effectAnimals are less aggressive toward familiar rivals than toward strangers.
Deep-fried butterExactly what it sounds like; a staple of US state fair cuisine.
Deep-fried OreoOreos coated in batter and deep fried; a beloved American fair food.
Demon corePlutonium sphere that was involved in two separate fatal criticality accidents.
Dendropsophus phlebodesDOODOOFART
Dent SiteColorado site where Clovis points were found with mammoth remains.
Depression cakeEggless, butterless cake invented during the Great Depression out of necessity.
Desert of MaineSmall sandy desert in Maine created by agricultural overuse of topsoil.
Digesting Duck18th-century automaton that convincingly appeared to eat and digest food.
Dikerogammarus villosusDOODOOFART
Dildo, Newfoundland and LabradorCanadian town that has stubbornly and proudly kept its name.
Djungelskog (bacteriophage)A bacteriophage named after the famous IKEA stuffed bear.
DreamachineStroboscopic light device by Brion Gysin designed to induce closed-eye hallucinations.
Driftless AreaUnglaciated region of Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, and Illinois with unusual terrain.
Duck testIf it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it probably is a duck.
Dusky seaside sparrowFlorida sparrow that went extinct in 1987; the last individual was male.
Dust CaveAlabama cave with roughly 10,500 years of continuous human habitation.
Ecnomiohyla rabborumDOODOOFART
Edith RosenbaumTitanic survivor who used her musical toy to calm children in a lifeboat.
EggcornA misheard word that has been replaced with something that still makes sense.
Eggnog riotA drunken brawl among West Point cadets on Christmas Eve 1826.
Eisenhower TreeThe pine tree at Augusta National that famously bedeviled Eisenhower's golf game.
Elmer McCurdyOutlaw whose mummified corpse toured carnivals for decades after his death.
Emily (cow)Cow who escaped a slaughterhouse and became a local celebrity in Massachusetts.
Empire (1965 film)Andy Warhol film of the Empire State Building, unedited, for eight hours.
Enchanted RockMassive pink granite dome in the Texas Hill Country.
Entoloma austroprunicolorDOODOOFART
Epicuticular waxDOODOOFART
EquisetidaeDOODOOFART
Erotic art in Pompeii and HerculaneumDOODOOFART
Erotic target location errorDOODOOFART
ErotylidaeColorful pleasing fungus beetles; many are vividly patterned.
Etowah Indian MoundsMajor Mississippian mound complex in northern Georgia.
Eucalyptus degluptaRainbow eucalyptus with extraordinarily vivid multicolored bark.
Euprenolepis proceraDOODOOFART
Extremes on EarthRecords for the hottest, coldest, wettest, and driest places on Earth.
Face inversion effectUpside-down faces are dramatically harder to recognize than upright ones.
Fairy shrimpDOODOOFART
FecalithHardened stool that can block the bowel or cause appendicitis.
Fermi paradoxIf alien life is probable, why have we found absolutely no evidence of it?
Fiery-throated hummingbirdCosta Rican hummingbird with a spectacularly iridescent throat.
Finger of God GlobuleDense dark nebula in Carina shaped uncannily like a pointing finger.
Fingerville, South CarolinaSmall South Carolina town with a name that makes people look twice.
Fish Head NebulaEmission nebula in Auriga that resembles a fish head.
Flag of Missoula, MontanaMissoula's city flag, changed to protest the ban of pride flags at government buildings.
FlatidaeFamily of planthoppers, some of which produce decorative waxy white filaments.
Folsom siteNew Mexico site that proved humans coexisted with now-extinct giant bison.
Folsom traditionPaleo-Indian culture known for its distinctive fluted Folsom projectile points.
Fool's Gold LoafElvis's favorite sandwich: a hollowed loaf filled with peanut butter, jam, and bacon.
ForditeLayered automotive paint deposits collected from old car factory floors; now jewelry.
Fort Laramie Three-Mile Hog RanchDOODOOFART
Fort Rock CaveOregon cave with 9,000-year-old sandals and other early human evidence.
A Free RideDOODOOFART
Friendly Floatees spill28,000 rubber bath toys spilled in 1992 and tracked ocean currents for decades.
Frozen Dead Guy DaysAnnual Colorado festival celebrating a Norwegian man whose body is kept in a backyard shed.
Fujita scaleScale for classifying tornado intensity from F0 to F5.
Funeral potatoesCheesy potato casserole traditional at Mormon post-funeral gatherings.
Funerary art in Puritan New EnglandThe skull-and-crossbones gravestone imagery of early American Puritans.
Galerina sulcicepsDOODOOFART
Gall waspSmall wasp whose larvae induce abnormal plant growths called galls.
Garden-path sentenceA sentence that initially leads the reader toward a false grammatical interpretation.
Gastrotheca cornutaDOODOOFART
GeastralesDOODOOFART
Gene CernanThe last human to walk on the Moon, during Apollo 17 in December 1972.
Geograpsus severnsiDOODOOFART
Gertie the DuckA Milwaukee duck who nested on a busy bridge and became a beloved city mascot.
GhotiGeorge Bernard Shaw's joke that 'ghoti' could logically be pronounced 'fish.'
Giraffe weevilMadagascan weevil whose males have a comically elongated neck.
Glass frogTransparent-bellied frog through whose skin you can see its organs.
Glaucus atlanticusBlue sea slug that floats upside-down on the ocean surface, eating man o' wars.
GlobsterAn unidentified decomposing organic mass that washes up on a shoreline.
Goat towerA tower built specifically for goats to climb, popular in South Africa.
Goniobranchus reticulatusDOODOOFART
Graham CaveMissouri cave with around 10,000 years of human occupation.
Grain entrapmentA deadly hazard where people become buried and suffocate inside grain bins.
Gravity hillA road that creates an optical illusion of objects rolling uphill.
Great aukLarge flightless North Atlantic seabird; hunted to extinction by 1844.
Great Michigan Pizza FuneralA 1989 Michigan stunt 'burying' a Chicago deep-dish pizza.
Great Molasses FloodA 1919 Boston disaster where a tank burst and flooded streets with hot molasses.
Greeble (psychology)Fictional alien creatures used to study how humans recognize novel faces.
Grey go-away-birdAfrican bird named for its distinctive, nagging 'go away' call.
Guadalupe caracaraBird of prey from Mexico's Guadalupe Island, wiped out in the early 1900s.
Gurdon LightAn unexplained floating light seen near Gurdon, Arkansas for generations.
Hadean zirconThe oldest known mineral on Earth, approximately 4.4 billion years old.
HaikouichthysDOODOOFART
Hallucinogenic fishCertain fish species that cause vivid hallucinations if eaten.
HamburgevonsSum bullshit.
Hawaiian crowHighly intelligent Hawaiian crow; extinct in the wild but being reintroduced.
He-Man as a gay iconHow He-Man's exaggerated aesthetic was embraced by gay culture.
Head-Smashed-In Buffalo JumpAlberta cliff used for thousands of years to drive bison to their deaths.
Heath henEastern US grouse subspecies, extinct since 1932 on Martha's Vineyard.
Hell Gap complexPaleo-Indian culture that followed the Folsom tradition on the Great Plains.
Hell, MichiganSmall Michigan town that enthusiastically leans into its infernal name.
Henrietta LacksWoman whose cancer cells were taken without consent and became the immortal HeLa line.
Himalayan monalBrilliantly iridescent pheasant and the national bird of Nepal.
Hirundo SitePaleo-Indian and Archaic period archaeological site in Maine.
History of cheesemaking in WisconsinHow Wisconsin became America's premier cheese-producing state.
History of the hamburger in the United StatesThe disputed and contentious origins of the American hamburger.
Hoba meteoriteThe largest known meteorite on Earth, still lying where it landed in Namibia.
Hog mawPig stomach, a traditional dish in Pennsylvania Dutch cuisine.
Hogup CaveUtah cave with over 8,000 years of human occupation evidence.
HohokamAncient farming culture of the Sonoran Desert in southern Arizona.
Holcombe SiteLate Paleo-Indian archaeological site in Michigan.
Hooded pitohuiFirst documented poisonous bird; its feathers contain a powerful neurotoxin.
Horner sitePaleo-Indian bison kill and butchering site in Wyoming.
Horneytown, North CarolinaA North Carolina community innocently named after an early settler named Horney.
Horsehead NebulaFamous dark nebula in Orion shaped unmistakably like a horse's head.
Horsey HorselessEarly automobile accessory: a fake horse head to avoid spooking real horses.
Hot micAn open microphone accidentally broadcasting what was meant to be private.
Hot, dust-obscured galaxyAn extremely luminous galaxy shrouded in thick dust.
Hudson-Meng Bison KillNebraska site where roughly 600 ancient bison were killed by Paleo-Indians.
Human bondingThe process of developing close emotional connections between people.
Human mailHistorical instances of people successfully mailing themselves.
HundeprutterutchebaneDog fart, the ride.
Hyalella aztecaDOODOOFART
Hydnellum peckiiFungus that oozes blood-red droplets; known as the bleeding tooth fungus.
Hydriomena? protritaDOODOOFART
Hygrophorus agathosmusDOODOOFART
Hypomeces pulvigerA metallic gold-green weevil from Southeast Asia.
Hypomyces chrysospermusDOODOOFART
Idioms in American Sign LanguageFixed ASL expressions that don't translate word-for-word.
Imperial woodpeckerThe world's largest woodpecker; almost certainly extinct since the 1950s.
Indian KnollKentucky Archaic period shell mound with hundreds of burials.
Indicator speciesDOODOOFART
Information asymmetrySituation where one party in a transaction has more information than the other.
Intercourse, PennsylvaniaPennsylvania Dutch community whose name has caused amusement for centuries.
Island Field SiteDelaware Woodland period burial site.
Ivory-billed woodpeckerPossibly extinct large US woodpecker; contested sightings continue to this day.
JacarandaDOODOOFART
Jan Smit (paleontologist)Dutch geologist who helped confirm the asteroid impact caused the mass extinction.
Jeep duckingTradition of Jeep owners leaving rubber ducks on strangers' Jeeps.
Jimmy (raven)A famous pet raven kept at the Tower of London.
Jimmy Carter Peanut StatueGiant fiberglass peanut statue in Plains, Georgia, honoring President Carter.
Katherine McHale Slaughterback1925 Kansas woman who killed a rattlesnake with a hammer and became locally famous.
Kaua'i 'akialoaExtinct Hawaiian honeycreeper with a very long curved bill.
Kaua'i 'ō'ōExtinct Hawaiian bird; the last recording of its song dates to 1987.
Kennewick Man9,000-year-old human remains found in Washington State, subject of legal battles.
Kentucky meat showerAn 1876 Kentucky event where chunks of raw meat fell from a clear sky.
Khnumhotep and NiankhkhnumDOODOOFART
Kindlifresserbrunnen16th-century Bern fountain featuring a figure casually eating a basket of children.
Koster SiteIllinois site revealing 7,000 years of continuous Native American habitation.
La Brea Tar PitsLos Angeles tar seeps that preserved thousands of Ice Age animal remains.
Labia minoraThe inner folds of skin of the vulva.
Labor Inducer (hamburger)A spicy New Mexico hamburger said to induce labor in pregnant women.
Labrador duckNorth American diving duck; extinct around 1878, reasons still unclear.
Lactarius indigoDOODOOFART
Laetiporus sulphureusDOODOOFART
Late Pleistocene extinctionsDOODOOFART
LavarandDOODOOFART
Laser Kiwi flagHumorous New Zealand flag proposal featuring a kiwi firing lasers from its eyes.
Laws of holesThe first rule of holes: if you're in one, stop digging.
Laysan duckCritically endangered Hawaiian duck reduced to under 100 individuals.
Laysan railExtinct flightless Hawaiian rail that died out around 1944.
Lazarus taxonDOODOOFART
Lehmann's poison frogDOODOOFART
Lehner Mammoth-Kill SiteArizona site where Clovis hunters killed and butchered mammoths.
LepidodendronDOODOOFART
LeptocleidusDOODOOFART
Lesser violetearSmall South American hummingbird with a violet ear patch.
LGBTQ slogansDOODOOFART
LGBTQ symbolsDOODOOFART
Ligia exoticaA common isopod (sea slater) found on rocky shorelines worldwide.
Lilac-breasted rollerBrilliantly multicolored African bird and the national symbol of Kenya.
Lindenmeier siteRich Colorado Folsom culture site with a large assemblage of artifacts.
List of Alaska tornadoesDocumented tornadoes in Alaska, which has had a surprising number of them.
List of bioluminescent fungiDOODOOFART
List of birds of IllinoisA comprehensive list of all bird species recorded in Illinois.
List of cognitive biasesA comprehensive catalog of systematic errors in human thinking.
List of colors (alphabetical)Alphabetical listing of named colors, each with hex codes.
List of computer term etymologiesOrigins of terms like 'bug,' 'spam,' 'byte,' and 'mouse.'
List of English-language placeholder names for peopleNames like 'John Doe' and 'Jane Smith' used as generic stand-ins.
List of extinct dog breedsDOODOOFART
List of extraterrestrial volcanoesDOODOOFART
List of F5, EF5, and IF5 tornadoesAll documented tornadoes that reached the highest intensity rating.
List of fish named after animalsFish named after other animals, like lionfish, catfish, and cowfish.
List of fungi by conservation statusDOODOOFART
List of Hubble Space Telescope anniversary imagesSpecial images released each year to mark Hubble's launch anniversary.
List of LGBTQ-related observancesDOODOOFART
List of LGBTQ acronymsDOODOOFART
List of natural satellitesAll known moons orbiting planets and dwarf planets in the solar system.
List of optical illusionsA comprehensive catalog of visual perception tricks and illusions.
List of people who descended to Challenger DeepDOODOOFART
List of pigeon breedsAll domestic and fancy pigeon breeds developed by humans.
List of pizza varieties by countryHow different countries have adapted and invented their own styles of pizza.
List of poisonous mushroom speciesDOODOOFART
List of psilocybin mushroom speciesAll known species of psychedelic mushrooms worldwide.
List of reported UFO sightingsDocumented UFO sightings throughout recorded history.
List of U.S. state dinosaursThe official dinosaur designated by each US state.
List of U.S. state mushroomsThe official fungi designated by individual US states.
List of U.S. state soilsThe official soil type designated by each US state.
List of volcanoes in the United StatesDOODOOFART
Little penguinThe world's smallest penguin species, found in Australia and New Zealand.
Long Dick CreekA creek in the United States that has retained a memorable name.
Los Angeles fetus disposal scandalDOODOOFART
Loving County, TexasThe least populated county in the entire United States.
Lubbock Lake LandmarkTexas site with 12,000 years of continuous human occupation evidence.
Lunar pareidoliaThe human tendency to see faces and figures in the Moon's surface.
Lunar regolithThe loose layer of rock and dust blanketing the Moon's surface.
Luther BurgerA hamburger served inside a Krispy Kreme doughnut bun.
Lycoperdon echinatumDOODOOFART
LycophyteDOODOOFART
LyrebirdAustralian bird that can flawlessly mimic chainsaws, camera shutters, and more.
MacquariumAn aquarium built inside the shell of a gutted vintage Macintosh computer.
Manis Mastodon SiteWashington State site with a bone point embedded in a mastodon rib.
Mantis shrimpCrustacean that can see 16 color receptors and punch with bullet-like force.
Maratus volansPeacock spider with a vivid iridescent abdomen used in elaborate courtship displays.
Marfa lightsMysterious unexplained lights that have been observed near Marfa, Texas.
Martha (passenger pigeon)The last known passenger pigeon; she died at Cincinnati Zoo in 1914.
Marzipan pigMarzipan candy shaped like a pig, traditional in Germany for New Year's.
Matilda (chicken)A hen who became the first chicken ever to appear on the cover of Time magazine.
Maui 'alauahioA critically endangered Hawaiian honeycreeper.
Maui nukupu'uA likely extinct Hawaiian honeycreeper with a distinctively curved bill.
Meadowcroft RockshelterPennsylvania site with possible human presence around 16,000 years ago.
Medusa NebulaA planetary nebula with wispy filaments resembling Medusa's serpentine hair.
Mercedes-Benz BionicA 2005 concept car designed around the hydrodynamic shape of a boxfish.
MescalineA psychedelic compound found in peyote and other cacti.
Methuselah (pine tree)DOODOOFART
Micronecta scholtziDOODOOFART
Military chocolate (United States)The famously terrible D ration bar, designed specifically not to taste too good.
Mississippian cultureMajor pre-Columbian civilization known for building large earthen mounds.
Modoc Rock ShelterIllinois rockshelter with roughly 10,000 years of Archaic period occupation.
Monte VerdeChilean site with evidence of human presence around 14,500 years ago.
Monty and RoseA pair of endangered plovers who famously nested in Chicago's Millennium Park.
Mooning of AmtrakAn annual California tradition of mooning a passing Amtrak train.
Moons of SaturnSaturn has at least 146 known moons, more than any other planet.
Moundville Archaeological SiteAlabama Mississippian mound city, second in size only to Cahokia.
Mount Edgecumbe (Alaska)Dormant Alaskan volcano; pranksters once filled the summit crater with burning tires.
Mountain, West VirginiaA small West Virginia community with a straightforwardly geographical name.
Moustached tinkerbirdSmall African barbet named for its distinctive moustache-like facial marking.
Murray Springs Clovis SiteArizona site with Clovis tools found alongside mammoth and horse remains.
Museum of Bad ArtMassachusetts museum dedicated to celebrating spectacularly bad artwork.
Mushroom dyeDOODOOFART
Mycena haematopusDOODOOFART
Naco Mammoth Kill SiteArizona site where Clovis people killed a mammoth.
Naia (skeleton)A 12,000-year-old teenage girl's skeleton found in a submerged Mexican cave.
National Thanksgiving Turkey PresentationThe annual White House ceremony where the president pardons a turkey.
NeoglypheaDOODOOFART
New England vampire panic19th-century belief in New England that tuberculosis was caused by the undead.
Nicobar pigeonBrilliantly iridescent pigeon and the closest living relative of the dodo.
NikigatorAn alligator that lived in a New York City pet store for many decades.
None Pizza with Left BeefAn internet-famous pizza ordered with deliberately absurd instructions.
Norfolk Southern–Gregson Street OverpassDurham, NC overpass that has destroyed dozens of trucks that were too tall.
Normal, IllinoisA perfectly normal city in central Illinois.
Nothing, ArizonaA tiny Arizona community whose residents eventually voted to dissolve the town.
Nuclear reactor accidents in the United StatesHistory of US nuclear incidents from SL-1 to Three Mile Island.
NucularA common mispronunciation of 'nuclear,' used by several US presidents.
O'ahu 'akialoaExtinct Hawaiian honeycreeper last recorded in the 19th century.
OilbirdSouth American cave bird that navigates entirely by echolocation like a bat.
Old Man of the LakeA large tree stump that has been floating upright in Crater Lake for over a century.
Omphalotus oleariusBioluminescent jack-o'-lantern mushroom that glows faintly in the dark.
Operation Auca1956 missionary trip to Ecuador where five men were killed by the Huaorani.
Operators and ThingsA 1958 memoir written by a schizophrenia patient about her own psychosis.
Overview effectThe cognitive and emotional shift astronauts report upon seeing Earth from space.
Owl limpetDOODOOFART
PacuSouth American fish with teeth that are disturbingly similar to human molars.
Page-Ladson siteFlorida underwater site with mastodon bones and tools dating to ~14,500 years ago.
Paisley CavesOregon caves containing human coprolites dating to around 14,300 years ago.
PaleobotanyDOODOOFART
Pando (tree)DOODOOFART
Pancho ClausHouston's beloved Mexican-American Santa Claus tradition, active since the 1980s.
Paradise tanagerA spectacularly multicolored South American tanager.
Paragyromitra infulaDOODOOFART
PareidoliaThe tendency to perceive meaningful images — especially faces — in random patterns.
Passenger pigeonOnce the most numerous bird in North America; extinct since 1914.
Passive rewildingAllowing land to naturally revert to wilderness with minimal human intervention.
Pee Pee Township, OhioOhio township named after a settler whose initials happened to be P.P.
Peopling of the AmericasThe ongoing debate over when and how humans first arrived in the Americas.
Permian–Triassic extinction eventDOODOOFART
Photonic crystalA nanostructure that controls light via periodic variations in refractive index.
Pig War (1859)A US-British diplomatic standoff triggered entirely by the shooting of one pig.
Pillars of CreationIconic Hubble image of towering gas and dust columns in the Eagle Nebula.
Pinson MoundsTennessee complex of about 30 Native American burial mounds.
Piss ChristAndres Serrano's 1987 photograph of a crucifix submerged in the artist's urine.
Plains Indian Sign LanguageA gestural communication system used across many Great Plains cultures.
Plop artDerogatory term for large public sculptures installed without community input.
Po'ouliAn extremely rare Hawaiian honeycreeper; effectively extinct since 2004.
Poison Book ProjectA project to identify Victorian-era books bound with arsenic-laced green dye.
Poll (parrot)First known avian shitposter.
PolytolypaDOODOOFART
PoozeumAn online museum dedicated entirely to fossilized animal feces.
Poverty PointA 3,500-year-old Louisiana earthwork complex and UNESCO World Heritage Site.
Prawn NebulaA large emission nebula in the Scorpius-Centaurus region.
Pre-Columbian eraAll of American history before Columbus arrived in 1492.
Prohibition in the United StatesThe constitutional ban on alcohol that lasted from 1920 to 1933.
Prometheus (tree)DOODOOFART
PrototaxitesDOODOOFART
Pseudocolus fusiformisDOODOOFART
Pseudophilautus hypomelasDOODOOFART
Psychedelic replicationAttempts to recreate or simulate the visual effects of psychedelics.
Purple-throated caribA large Caribbean hummingbird with a vivid iridescent purple throat.
Quad siteA Paleo-Indian archaeological site in Alabama.
RachischisisA severe birth defect in which the spinal canal is left open and exposed.
Radiotrophic fungusFungi discovered in Chernobyl that use ionizing radiation as an energy source.
Rainbow bee-eaterA brilliantly colored Australian bird that catches insects in mid-flight.
Republic of MolossiaA tiny micronation in the Nevada desert, run by a self-declared president.
Richard ProennekeA man who hand-built a cabin and lived alone in the Alaskan wilderness for 30 years.
Ring of FireDOODOOFART
Risk of astronomical sufferingDOODOOFART
Roanoke ColonyThe early English settlement in Virginia that completely and mysteriously vanished.
RoboCop statueThe grassroots campaign to erect a statue of the fictional RoboCop in Detroit.
Rock EagleA large Georgia effigy mound shaped like a bird of prey.
RoopkundA Himalayan glacial lake containing hundreds of ancient human skeletons.
Roy SullivanA US park ranger who was struck by lightning seven separate times and survived.
Rubber duck debuggingThe programming practice of explaining your code aloud to an inanimate rubber duck.
Russula albidulaDOODOOFART
Russula felleaDOODOOFART
Russula fragilisDOODOOFART
Sailing stonesRocks in Death Valley that mysteriously move across the desert floor on their own.
SalmacisiaDOODOOFART
Salton SeaCalifornia's largest lake, created by an accident, and slowly evaporating.
Scary, West VirginiaA community in West Virginia with a wonderfully spooky name.
Scientific wild-ass guessAn informal term (SWAG) for a rough but somewhat educated estimate.
ScrimshawThe art of carving or engraving intricate designs onto whale bone or ivory.
ScutelleridaeDOODOOFART
Semantic satiationRepeating a word until it temporarily loses all meaning.
Sessility (motility)DOODOOFART
Sh 2-113An emission nebula in the Sharpless catalog of HII regions.
Simpulopsis rufovirensDOODOOFART
Skeleton panda sea squirtA sea squirt that looks remarkably like a tiny panda skeleton.
Slender-billed curlewA critically endangered or extinct Eurasian shorebird.
Small sausage in large sausageThe culinary technique of stuffing one sausage inside another.
Smell rightsThe legal and philosophical concept of protecting people from offensive odors.
Snow in FloridaA documentation of the surprisingly numerous occasions it has snowed in Florida.
Socorro doveAn extinct wild dove from Mexico's Socorro Island.
SocotraYemeni island with surreal dragon blood trees and extraordinarily unique wildlife.
Socratea exorrhizaDOODOOFART
Solomon's paradoxPeople reason far more wisely about others' problems than about their own.
Solutrean hypothesisFringe theory that prehistoric Europeans reached North America before Asians.
Sonofabitch stewA traditional cowboy stew made from freshly slaughtered animal offal.
Sorry EverybodyA post-2004 election website where Americans apologized to the rest of the world.
Sour cream doughnutA denser, tangier doughnut made with sour cream in the batter.
Southern toadDOODOOFART
Southwest Florida Eagle Cam – Harriet and OzzieA popular live webcam following a nesting bald eagle pair in Florida.
Spaghetti sandwichA sandwich filled with spaghetti; a carb-on-carb regional staple.
SpaghettificationThe process by which a black hole stretches an object into a thin strand of matter.
Spam musubiA beloved Hawaiian snack of Spam on rice, wrapped in nori.
Spangled cotingaA dazzlingly vivid blue and purple bird from the Amazon.
Sphaerocoris annulusA colorful African stink bug with bold geometric patterning.
Spirit Cave mummyThe mummified human remains found in Nevada's Spirit Cave.
Splendid fairywrenA small, intensely blue Australian wren.
SpongiformaDOODOOFART
Stallings IslandGeorgia Archaic site associated with some of the earliest pottery in North America.
Starving TimeThe brutal winter of 1609–1610 during which most Jamestown colonists starved.
Stoned ape theoryTerence McKenna's theory that psilocybin mushrooms catalyzed human brain evolution.
StromatoliteDOODOOFART
Stupid LakeA lake in Canada that has been named, very aptly, Stupid Lake.
Suillus tomentosusDOODOOFART
SunWatch Indian VillageA reconstructed Fort Ancient culture village in Dayton, Ohio.
Swan Point Archaeological SiteAn Alaskan site with evidence of some of the earliest humans in the region.
Swatch Internet TimeA 1998 Swatch proposal to replace all time zones with 1,000 '.beats' per day.
Take Me Home HueyThe story of a WWII helicopter that wandered for decades before coming home.
Talheim Death PitA Neolithic German mass grave of 34 people, evidence of prehistoric massacre.
Telmatobius culeusA huge aquatic Andean frog that breathes entirely through its wrinkled skin.
TeratomaA tumor that can contain fully formed tissues including teeth, hair, and muscle.
TeratornisAn extinct giant condor-like bird of prey from Pleistocene North America.
Testicle FestivalAn annual Montana festival where attendees eat deep-fried bull testicles.
The Anacreontic SongThe old British drinking song whose melody became the US national anthem.
Theloderma corticaleA Vietnamese mossy frog with remarkable bark-like camouflage.
Thick-billed parrotMexico's only wild parrot; endangered and formerly present in the US.
Tim Sullivan (writer)American science fiction and horror author.
Timeline of first images of Earth from spaceA history of the first photographs taken of Earth from outside the atmosphere.
Timeline of the George W. Bush presidency (2002)A year-by-year record of the Bush administration's events in 2002.
Tit (bird)A family of small insectivorous birds whose name reliably causes giggling.
TlapacoyaMexican archaeological site with disputed evidence of very early human presence.
Toadsuck, TexasA Texas community with a name that absolutely cannot be forgotten.
Tom Cruise PurpleA shade of purple that emerged from a Jeopardy! answer involving Tom Cruise.
Tomato effectThe rejection of an effective treatment because it contradicts prevailing beliefs.
Topper (archaeological site)South Carolina site with possible pre-Clovis human occupation.
Tremella mesentericaDOODOOFART
Treulose TomateA German idiom meaning an untrustworthy person; literally 'faithless tomato.'
Trinity (nuclear test)The world's first nuclear weapon detonation, in New Mexico, July 1945.
Truth or Consequences, New MexicoNew Mexico city that renamed itself after a TV game show in 1950.
TuracoAfrican bird with unique pigments found nowhere else in the animal kingdom.
2006 O'Hare International Airport UFO sightingDOODOOFART
Underwater panthersPowerful supernatural water creatures in Native American mythology.
United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark FinsFederal case over illegally imported shark fins, with a wonderfully specific title.
United States v. Forty Barrels and Twenty Kegs of Coca-ColaA 1911 federal case challenging the caffeine content in Coca-Cola.
United States v. One Book Called UlyssesThe 1933 ruling that James Joyce's Ulysses was not legally obscene.
United States v. One Tyrannosaurus Bataar SkeletonFederal case to recover a smuggled Tyrannosaurus skeleton.
User: Nevit/Digital workshopA Wikimedia user page showcasing digital art and 3D renders.
-ussyFrench place name suffix that looks very rude in English.
Vail siteA Paleo-Indian camp and kill site in Maine.
Velma WallisAthabascan author of the traditional Alaskan survival story Two Old Women.
Ventana CaveArizona cave with over 11,000 years of continuous human occupation.
Violet cuckooA small, shimmering iridescent cuckoo from Southeast Asia.
Violet-backed starlingA brilliantly iridescent African starling.
Violet-green swallowA small North American swallow with vivid violet and green plumage.
Violet-tailed sylphA South American hummingbird with an extraordinarily long violet tail.
Waffle House IndexFEMA informally gauges disaster severity by whether Waffle Houses are open.
WahooA large, fast-swimming predatory fish with an excellent name.
WaptiaDOODOOFART
Warren CupDOODOOFART
Water memoryDOODOOFART
Watson BrakeA Louisiana mound complex roughly 5,400 years old; among the oldest in North America.
WenisThe informal term for the loose skin on the outside of the elbow.
Westerhout 51A large and luminous HII region in the constellation Aquila.
White House horseshoe pitThe White House backyard horseshoe pit used by presidents since George H.W. Bush.
White Sands footprintsHuman footprints in New Mexico dating to roughly 21,000–23,000 years ago.
White-tipped sicklebillA hummingbird with an extremely curved bill adapted for heliconias.
Why I Want to Fuck Ronald ReaganJ.G. Ballard's 1968 satirical pamphlet on politics and mass media sexuality.
Why, ArizonaA small Arizona town named 'Why' because it sits at a Y-shaped road junction.
Wikipedia talk: Thoric diffA Wikipedia talk page edit that apparently became notable enough to link.
Wikipedia:Signs of AI writingWikipedia's guide to identifying and flagging AI-generated text.
Wilson Butte CaveIdaho cave with possible human occupation around 15,000 years ago.
Winchester Mystery HouseA San Jose mansion built continuously for 38 years, filled with architectural oddities.
Windover Archaeological SiteFlorida site preserving 168 human brains from roughly 8,000 years ago.
Window filmAdhesive film applied to glass for privacy, UV blocking, or decoration.
Wisconsin butter fireA 1991 fire at a Wisconsin facility storing over four million pounds of butter.
Wisdom (albatross)A Laysan albatross who is the world's oldest known wild bird, over 70 years old.
Xylaria polymorphaFungus called dead man's fingers that looks exactly like decomposing human hands.
Zone of Death (Yellowstone)A 14-square-mile Yellowstone zone where legal loopholes may make prosecution impossible.
Ängelholm UFO memorialA Swedish memorial marking the claimed site of a 1946 UFO landing.