daily_mistranslation_the_pirate_story_again_but_its_a_little_different

I decided to repost the Pirate story which was the first daily translation I ever did. This time I'm going with german with this unlike last time which was english to spanish (which also came out rather hilarious) I'll be starting with the original english which will be followed by the re-translated one.

**************************************************** Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"

The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain, calm as ever bellowed,

"Bring me my red shirt!"

And once again the battle was on. The Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, however this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"

The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid..."

The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my yellow pants!" **************************************************** ok now that you all know what went through, heres what was spit up, er out: **************************************************** Long time ago as sails ships the waves, a captain and its team reigned has, were in danger of becoming boarded through a Plagiator ship. When the team became insane, the captain to its first counterpart roared, "me brings my red shirt!"

The first counterpart recovered quickly the red shirt of the captain, places itemizes that the captain and the team to battle of the Plagiator boarding party. Although some losses took place under the team, the Plagiatoren were repulsed.

The lookout screamed gave that it two Plagiatoren containers, that boarding parties send to later that day. The team cowered in anxiety, but the captain, calms when ever roared has, "me brings my red shirt!"

And yet once the battle was up. The captain and its team repulsed both boarding parties, however this time more losses took place. Did tired of the battles the men sit around on cover, have, that tells that night the day occurrence, when a flag to the captain regarded and sought after, "gentleman why you demand your red shirt before the battle?"

The captain, whom an appearance gives to the flag that only a captain, exhorted can give, "if I am wounded in battle, shows will continue the red shirt the injury not and consequently, you men to battle unafraid..." The men sat in quiet, that themselves at the courage of such a man verwundert. When dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed gave that it on its way to Plagiator ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties. The men silently became and regarded to the captain, its leader, for its usual command. The captain, calmed as ever, roared, "me brings my yellow pair of pants!" **************************************************** Signature^嚙稷 Shadowing ^嚙稷 DC2.Dw Gm L25f W T Sks Cbk,eCag B- A Fr Nn M- O H+++! $- Fo R+++ Ac+ J+++ S+ U I-# V---! Q+ Tc+ Wing Brother to Athagon and Shyriath Owner of 1 Choklit Point 76% Draconity Corrupt (yay I finally took the test!) ICQ# 105252465

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