Funfact: I like it when people say interesting things. Some of them are smart, some are cool and insightful, many of them are weird and stupid, and I am a big fan. Here is a collection of quotes I like! They may be song lyrics, stupid things my friend Pearl and I say, or weird quotes I dug out of ancient websites.
Trapped within a growing need
To step outside these bounds
Create my own religion
Walk my own sacred grounds
All our lives we're trained to think
Like generations past
To thy own self be true, be new
—"Technical Arrogance", Toxik
Times I've had
Good and bad
Win or lose
This is what I choose
—"The Years of Decay," Over Kill
Won't you join me on the perennial quest?
Reaching into the dark, retrieving light
Search for answers on the perennial quest
Where dreams are followed, and time is a test
—"Perennial Quest", Death
See past the dark and use your energy
Learn from these images
Thoughts that we call dreams
This power lies within the mind
Gain wisdom through abilities
Change what's to come in future time
Avoiding pain and misery
—"Within the Mind", Death
I always find those indefinite things
If I manage to touch them, they turn into stone
And the quality that kept me following them
Is only a sound that I knew all the time
If I ever find
What I'm looking for
I will be absorbed
And never write again
—"I Will Be Absorbed," Egg
Out for my own, out to be free
One with my mind, they just can't see
No need to hear things that they say
Life's for my own to live my own way
—"Escape," Metallica
Oh, sweet absurdity…
—"A PHP's Advice," Gong
We were born to go
We're never turning back
We were born to go
And leave a burning track
We were born to go
And leave no star unturned
We were born to grow
We were born to learn
—"Born to Go", Hawkwind
Take my hand, I'll lead you on
To a land so far, my dreams your own
Is this world that we all find
It's leaving us so far behind
—"Brainbox Pollution," Hawkwind
Just when I think there's no excuse for what happened,
Things fall into place
—"Destiny," Death
When living your life like an arrow in flight
You must always accept that the end is in sight
Grateful at least for the fact that you knew
You came to death, it did not come for you
—"The Best of Enemies," Sabbat
We march to drums of our own choosing
Each of them keeps different time
As you are free to live your own life
So I am free to live mine
—"The Widdershins Jig", Skyclad
I will not feed your hunger
Instead, I bite the pain
Looking not back, but forward
I bite down
—"Bite the Pain," Death
How easy it is to deny the pain
of someone else's suffering
—"Suicide Machine", Death
I left my body on my bed
I flew away inside my head
To dive right through the moon and find
A perfect world inside my mind
I want to take you there
Smiling through your hair
—"Love is How You Make It", Gong
We have cried at happiness
We have laughed at pain
We have let the grass turn brown
Waiting for the rain
—"Requiem," Bruce Haack
Seasons come and seasons go
As we helplessly watch them fly by
But life has cycles we can control
In our own hands our destinies lie
—"Life Cycles," WatchTower
Don't believe a word
Unless it's proven true
You might just catch a spell
Damnation upon you
—"Don't Believe," Artillery
I long for what's untouched by man
I even seek answers where they may not be found
I roam these virgin soils
—"Moving Spirit," Spiral Architect
I will understand
While you still ignore
I'll use wings
While you still walk
I'll tell the truth
While you still have to lie
And I wonder
Why you stand behind just like
—"Paralyzed, Mesmerized", Coroner
Eggiwegs! I would like…to smash 'em!
And pick them all up, and throw them, and— [screams]
—Alex, A Clockwork Orange
Man, that's the only kind of book I like – one that's so real you want to find out everything there is to know about the person who wrote it, like how tall he is and what kind of music he likes and whether or not he really went through all the stuff he was writing about.
—"Under the Wolf, Under the Dog", Adam Rapp
There comes a time when you're losing a fight that it just doesn't make sense to keep on fighting. It's not that you're being a quitter, it's just that you've got the sense to know when enough is enough.
—Christopher Paul Curtis, "Bud, Not Buddy"
Why are we still sitting here when we could be talking about really horrible, gross movies while being cats?
—May Leitz, The Disturbing Movies Iceberg part 3
IT SUCKS!!! MONKEY!! BUTTS!! LIKE ALL!!! THE FUCKIN!!! REST!!!
-James Rolfe, Action 52 AVGN
My friend Pearl and I say weird shit to each other all the time. Many times we say something especially crazy on phone calls and one of us will say "put that in chat!" to preserve it for all eternity. I present many of the quotes with no comment or context. Included here are bizarre quotes from old websites, including stuff from an ancient AOL chat room full of teenagers fighting about metal music.
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[!CAUTION]! Otherwise, beast unleashed (aka go nuts).
[to the tune of boil them mash them stick them in a stew] Beat them, burn them, throw them off a cliff
2. READ. You aren't going to learn to be a good killer by watching Cheetoos commercials on the boob tube. Go to the library or your local bookstore. You will find good tidbits in the true crime section.
9 billion hours in kid pix
10 DAILY TOONS: Bondage, hardcore, nude, rude, used and abused, these toons will have you jizzing all over yourself in no time.
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A bare boob or somethin on every plate since 1999
A McSpicy, just so you know, is a McSpicy
Actual pictures of: poop, turds, poo, shits, schit, crap, dookie, poo poo, cacas, fecal, shite, doody, ass head, faeces, diarrhea, stinky, the big smelly, nancy, kaka, dump, dropping the kids of at the lake, stinky doodie, chit
all two of my toes
And weirdly she didn't like wasabi penis?
Aren't grocery stores just poop factories?
audrey 2 has great sex appeal
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BDSM FETISH: Bondage (A-C) Bondage (D-J) Bondage (K-Z) Bondage (Yahoo)
Be on the look out for the 3 C Gang (Cool, Creepy Characters)!Approach with caution! These characters are consider COOL and DANGEROUSLY FUN!
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Bigjoefla: DOSE THAT AFFEND YOU YOU COCK SUCKER
BILL CLINTON = Buddy, I Love Lighting Cannabis Leaves. Immolating Nugs Together, One Nation
BITCH I WILL GO ANYWHERE IN HIS BODY CAUSE I'M MR WORLDWIDE
Bro those flayed skeletons would feel so good in a fleshlight
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Call him Brap the Ripper
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Chanman317: you gaggot
Confession: I would let Zigzag creampie me. I'm sorry
Considerate, Understanding, Nice, Trustworthy!
Crystal2331: either matser of puppets or cemetery gates
CucArAchAChik: FUK IT ALL FUK THIS WORLD FUK EVERYTHING THAT u stand 4
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DAMMIT I HATE IT WHEN MY CANNIBAL FEAST IS INTERRUPTED BY A HUGE BOULDER
DBBLKIX: MEATALLICA WAZ THA SHIT NOT NOW
Diane Kelly: Meow! Meow! PURR! (read in Fred Knudsen's voice)
Don't worry, your depravities are only known to me.
DRAGONS WERE THE ORIGINAL HIPPIES WHO HUGGED TREES, THEY LOVED THEM BECAUSE THEY RELIED ON THEM. WHY CAN'T THE HUMANS DO THE SAME?
The Dragon Spirt is throughout this Domain
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E roc 2001455212: matallica kicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ECJL91988: HEY WHO LIKE MATALLICA
every bone in her body is a FIBula
everyone can tell that you jerk off with tummy time and they think it's weird
EvilWoNkA: fred durst has sex with farm enaimals
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FECES PUFFS FECES PUFFS
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Ghostbusters breast cheese please
GodSmackI5: hey god how about you shut be foe i find you and cut your balls off ok
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HaRd2KiLL007: ANMD THGEN MY FRIENDS WONDER WHY I WANNA KILL PEOPLE
HAST4U420: ever heard obiyuary?
HATER420666: i'm racist to gays
Headbanger504: no but i heard ovituary
Hey therapist, you wanna invade Carthage with me?
HOTBOY4LlFE: ANYBODY KNOW WHERE I CAN DOWNLOAD THE NEW MATALLICA SONG IN REAL AUDIO?
Hsd s adream U got a new pitbnamed it 293
HvyMtlQuen: ok im out goning to mom to eat and get drunk bye all
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I can't smoke myself cause they don't do pipes small enough to fit entire hobbits.
I can't wait to skin and eat you ♥️♥️♥️
I did not shat myself
I got porn on my Tiger Wrist Game.
I liked it when she turned on her oven because I thought she was gonna make cookies, but I was not expecting her to throw a person into it. Ugh, unsubscribed.
I thought you said you didn't like fart porn, you LIAR
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I want his stinky pig cum inside me
I want my site to look like boiling alley
I was there when JB Pritzker gave birth to The Bean
I will not eat a whole roasted baby but i might if you put it in a hot dog
I'd rather eat cottage cheese out of a toilet bowl
I'm on silly pillies
I'm trying to remember the rate of gastric emptying it's the one masturbation fact I always forget
I've watched SEVERAL DOCUMENTARIES on them. Stop your stupid posturing. I'm not impressed.
i gotta put my vpn on for this, i don't feel safe (while looking for rule 34 of Freaky Fred)
i like my sausages how i like my people: skinless
i miss the air comditioning in the hotel room so much i felt like such a slab
i share a birthday with fucking jared sobway
i want the curvature of the panel to match the curvature of his dick
i was really horny during the york dungeon tour
Ice cream flavor idea: Triple Berry Fuckfest
ICEEDEADPEPL: who doesnt like metallia
If you stomp on a McNuggyBuddy do the others scream and cry or do they devolve into an animalistic frenzy and begin to mate with the corpse.
Imagine a gisnt shittimg in the siper boweol
Imagine fucking. A girl and her pussy makes pinball machine noises
is national geographic playboy for zoophiles?
It must be So Stinky…*dreamy sigh*
It's hot and humid out here. Like being inside a mouth. [stares with evil intent]
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JaCk5tAh: i hope you droen in your own piss
Jokes on you I'm barefoot right now
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Kenaz1220: ill choke your as out fuker!
KUBSCHA: GOSSMACK ION RADIO
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Lance XOX: I will dye with satin
like girl get a life, commission your oc shitting
Local Dyke Massages a Sandwich
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ManuelMADMAX: CANNIBASL CORPSE
MortalTerror2: ANGLE OF DEATH IS A GREAT SONG BY SLYER!
MortalTerror2: DAMIT WHY DONT YOU LOSERS TALK ABOUT MUSIC NOT NO GAY SHIT
MortalTerror2: metallica is classic rock
MortalTerror2: they play metallica on the classuc rock channel now
MortalTerror2: well jason newstaed has left metallica
MortalTerror2: YES HETAFEELDS RYTHEM IS HARD TO PLAT CAUSE METALLICA IS AWSOME
Motorbreathx420: if you ever tralk like that to me i am going to find oput where you live and kick the shit o
my favorite flavor is red "that's what a vampire says before it kills you"
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Now choose your fate: ENTER and join us Freaks..OR Run Away like a scared little mouse.....
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Of course, words like "joint" and "bong" are totally alien to me, but I think that's what he said.
>Just wondering. Does putting mushrooms on top of a pizza lessen the effect at all, or should we have no problems?
>Thanx in advance,
Oh good my weed brownie is kicking in, I won't have to think about how shitty work was today yaaay yaaaaay yaaaay yaaaay.
Oh, sweet absurdity…
one of the most erotically charged environments is a visitation room
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Pair with: Ambulance
PART I TITTEE ISLANDS ADVENTURE updated! PART II TITTEE ISLANDS ADVENTURE 2000 updated!
PBeaud6981: soes any boby no what metallicas first music video was
Pearl realname: mario gets blown up by bullet bills and the mushroom kingdom gets revenge by blowing the fuck out of bowser and then its revealed this was a false flag by wart so luigi wakes up from a nightmare and throws a stopwatch at mario which gets back to the moment in time before he was shot to death and then luigi gets shot instead and then mario gets revenge by going to wart's palace and meanwhile princess peach flies on a yoshi to find a 1-up apparently rare in this universe and then mario goes to wart's place and distracts mouser by doing a freestyle dance and then he goes inside and chases wart around a bit but then wart knocks him off a tower and he almost falls to his death but then a resurrected luigi comes back and they both go to kill wart who by the way has his ass out the whole time for some reason and they put him into that vegetable machine and he gets stuck and starts farting so they light his farts on fire and this blows him up and everyone lives happily ever after
Pee isn't even that good unless you heat it up
Phatboyfoo: cannible corpse is horrible
Plagiarism is one of the most despicable things in the world. And Karma's a bitch, so don't steal
please put us out of your misery
Please remind him that there are so many fucking people online and weird shit gets eyeballs on it
Prezzzozzy: ill wipe ur ass with ur on head
PS: If you are looking for porn on this page you can fuck off aswel.
Put it on your TOS that dicks appearing through ghosts costs extra
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Red Do8991: dose eney body who is no gay like asid bath
Riddled with corpses, dark evil shit, nasty hentai, anything dark evil and death-stinky can be found here
RL Triple X98: YOU HERD ME RITE BITCH I DIDN'T STUDDER
Rooster 9X: i'm saying, if you're ANTIdrug, than you're anti open mind
Rooster 9X: if you're antidrug, then you're antimetal
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seriously need fat cowboy ass right now
She's gonna flip her shit like it's pancake day
shite whill go down a short whil
Slimer is a bottom Sorry.
Sorry to have to require this affirmation, but this is life in a post-freedom era.
Stadt68: did anybody hear about mettallicsa
stupid shitty skeletons not loved by anyone
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Thats the boogeyman he slapped egon on the tits
The cannibals had an automatic spell protecting their girl-butchering cave
The Red Dragon says, "PSST, Do not use images or content from this site on any others, a lot of work went into creating them. Thanks."
The mighty sloshing of pee in my feet terrifies the hardest of criminals
The winner of a cannibal fight dies on the way to the insane asylum.
There are no photos of real humans involved in explicit sexuality on this site. Women holding weapons are simply posing and not involved in sadistic or masochistic abuse.
There is always one comedian in every family, and snoop is ours, he just loves to perch in the rafters and dive bomb the visitors to the hatchery. Lucky for them he is still a baby.
There is literally no reason to be embarrassed or ashamed. You're among friends, I have drawn this man's insides as well as his SHITTY ASSHOLE
There's no better way to absolutely spoil a perfectly wonderful roast than by overcooking the vagina and uterus.
"These people are literally rotting alive-" "Awesome send it"
THEY WANNA TAKE OUR LEMONADE
THEY'RE NOT GONNA COUNT THE NUMBER OF KEYS ON YOUR FUCKING CARTOON PIANO
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THIS IS WHAT YOUR SKIN LOOKS LIKE
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This is the place for Cannibals who have realized the reason they are Cannibals, is because of a fantasy to actually Save their woman from a terrible fate. Mutilations, or spitting of a woman are not allowed here, since there is no hope of rescueing her after she is dead. So please stick to Swallowings, bar B Ques, Potting, frying, presentation on tables, plates, etc. I believe a woman's body should be treated like a temple, and worshipped like a goddess. Eating her nicely, is one way not to piss them off at us, you know how touchy they can get about cannibalistic fantasies. Good Luck, Good Eating.
This sentence structure is the product of a madman
this is my home.Look arond.
this is why we need to get all your stuff archived, so that if you go to prizzles--
This is how Americans reacted to 9/11 imagine if macro furries were real
to be honest, i don't think his cum has an entirely liquid texture
Tklramos: hey nayone know anything about this NAPSTER MP3 search oftware that is going around?
TOTAL PUNK RAWK: LIMP BIZIT IS TRUE METAL, THEY KNOW HOW TO ROCK THE HOUSE
Tuffy173: GET A ROOM, THIS IS HEAVY METAL, NOT PANSYLAND
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Ultrajerk5000: lick my shity crack
Using the Quake, Quake2 or Unreal game engines and level editors create a 3d virtual map of the victims house, office or whatever place you intend to kill them. Practice killing them in this virtual mock up.
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(WARNING 250K FILE!)
Watch out! This spell might make you PREGNANT!
When I was five years old, my dad put me in the microwave.
When my Unicorn personality is in control, I am calm, gentle, protective in a quiet way. I love all humans and animals, though in my Dragon persona this is also true. The difference is the ferocity with which I love. I am not so calm and gentle as a Dragon, but I am not cruel! I am the valiant defender of all that is good. As a Dragon, I am fierce in my protection of all I love. As a Unicorn, reasoning and negotiations are my way to attain peace. But if those I love are threatened and words won't work…beware of angering me!
where did i export my pee?
Which one are you more excited for? Poop or internals?
which mario enemy has the most sex. anser me
Who lets them out to meet the eighteen wheeler of Christ?
Won't you take me to PRECIOUSTOWNNN
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XO1KORNKLOWNXO1: anybody heard of cannable coarpses
Xxkittyvomitxx: HEY SHUT UP FOR I STICK MY LARGE DIRTY COWBOY BOOTS UP UR EVEN LARGER ASSHOLE
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Yeah, it's the scoliosis
You know when you're drinking do you put your top lip in the drinky like a little fishy?
Your precious garlic
you have to be a pillar of the community to see dead kids
you know, during heatwaves, i imagine being inside him because he's room temperature at the very warmest
you're my hairy little pie
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"It's all water under the bridge." "It's all poop in the toilet"