Dream Diary

I have incredibly vivid, bizarre dreams and I like to write them down as soon as I wake up.

2025 Entries

You were watching Lotr and there was this character called Gay Count Chocula who was wearing this Halloween Dracula costume and he sat cross legged in the most gay way of all time. there was also a bombed out husk for broken down ps4 games and in one of them was a part where you wore Cartman’s bloody skin and ran around

I was watching the countdown ball drop in the city for new years and I yelled FUCK OFF, 2025!

My parents took me to the trump restaurant. They had a dog running around. I picked it up and it had the head of some democrat Trump didn’t like. They turned her into a dog. There was also an old guy who claimed that cocaine infused bandaids helped him with arthritis and I had to help him put them on.

The university of Illinois undergraduate library was a tower with an exterior elevator on the outside. I watched the top of the tower break off and explode into a fireball right in front of me when I was at an outdoor event and I had just been inside half an hour prior. I read in the paper that someone had cannibalized one of my coworker’s remains in the wreckage because it had already been barbecued in the flames. The irony is that the UIUC undergraduate library doesn’t have any above ground structures except the entrance because it’s completely underground.

I germinated a large seed in a Petri dish and took it to a special room in the corner of a semi abandoned house. The seed had already grown by the time I brought it to the room and it looked strangely wet. The floor of the plant room was only dirt. I threw it on the floor and wondered if I should pick it up and move it further back because I was afraid that it would do something to me when I entered the room, but I was afraid to touch it. One day later I checked the video monitor and there was a person-shaped hole in the dirt floor. The plant did this on its own and it was a normal part of its development. Someone needed to lie in the hole to complete the growth of the plant. That’s when i woke up

Had a dream that a creepy guy broke into my house (childhood home) and I kicked him so hard he fell down the stairs and died